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There's a lot you haven't told us 

Tim Blair

 

From: The Daily Telegraph

 

February 28, 2011 12:00AM

DEAR Prime Minister Gillard,

Thank you for making the weather nicer by forcing us to pay more for

everything.

Who knew that fixing the global climate was so simple?

Still, one or two questions remain about your new plan and a few related

matters.

Yours in climate justice,

Tim

BY how much will your carbon dioxide tax reduce Australia's temperature?

IF after five years there has been no recorded decline in temperature, will the tax be

abandoned?

MULTIPLE choice! How much money has already been wasted by Australian federal

governments on pointless climate change initiatives that have done nothing:

a - $2,000,000,000

b - $3,500,000,000

c - $5,500,000,000

IF taxing Australians at a certain level will make us more competitive with the rest of

the world, as you claim, then surely taxing us at even higher levels will make us more

competitive still. Universal taxation at, say, 80 per cent should make us a global

powerhouse. Why are you holding Australia back?

YOU claim that Australians want this new tax. How about testing your theory at an

election?

IF I announced on television that I was going to kidnap the federal Cabinet and put

them through a series of deadly Saw-style torture tests, do you think I could avoid

charges by asking the police to stop going on about "semantics" and "word games"?

DO you have any experience in herding cats? This might be important during your

coming 16 months of negotiations with the Greens, who you seem to have forgotten

are completely insane.

CONSIDERING Labor couldn't run a simple grocery pricing website and Labor's

attempts to insulate houses ended up setting them on fire and killing people, what are

the odds Labor can successfully run the country's largest and most complicated tax

regime?

LABOR promised to reduce the number of boat people arrivals. As with everything

else, Labor's policies resulted in exactly the opposite outcome. Now you're trying to

change the weather. Where should people hide?

CARBON dioxide contains two oxygen atoms for every one carbon atom. Shouldn't

we call it an "oxygen tax"?

IF the aim of the carbon tax is to change behaviour, why are you planning to

compensate so many households? They'll just keep killing the planet and get no

penalties at all.

AT what point does carbon dioxide's necessary presence in the atmosphere become

"pollution"?

IF the carbon tax is definitely going to be introduced on July 1, 2012, how come Tim

Flannery is going to be paid $720,000 over the next four whole years while he roams

the country "explaining" it?

ISN'T explaining new taxes your job? Or, more specifically, Wayne Swan's?

For that matter, where was Wayne the other day when you announced this massive

new tax? You were there, and so was Bob Brown and Christine Milne and Greg

Combet and Tony Windsor and the Hairy Princess. But no Wayne.

The next time you see Wayne, could you ask him why he said this last August: "What

we rejected is this hysterical allegation that somehow we are moving towards a

carbon tax." This question should really be asked by journalists, I guess, but they're

too busy making excuses for your hilarious lies.

WHAT is the point of building a $27 billion national broadband network to deliver

computer connectivity across the nation when Greg Combet is telling people to turn

off lights and televisions?

ANOTHER thing: how much more cost will be added to the NBN courtesy of the

carbon tax?

AGRICULTURE, which produces around a quarter of our carbon dioxide output, is

exempt from the carbon tax. You're not really serious about this whole "carbon

pollution" deal, are you?

WHY don't you just ban the mining, burning and export of coal? Your boss Bob

Brown wants to. He thinks that coal caused the Queensland floods (or "water

pollution").

YOU'VE said that people shouldn't be worried about media estimates of the amount

they will be penalised. Why should they believe you?

HOW does taking money off person A and giving it to person B help the climate?

You'd be surprised, Ms Prime Minister, you really would, at the way clever lawyers

can shift investments and capital around so that the source becomes "agriculture".

IN 2007, Labor Resources Minister Martin Ferguson said that a mere $30 carbon tax

on local flights would "kill the Australian aviation industry both domestically and

internationally".

If he was right, what does that mean for all Australian industries facing a carbon tax?

WHAT level of bureaucratic expansion will be required to deal with the intake and

spersal of something like $10 billion per year?

WILL your compensation plans take into account Australia's regional differences in

living standards?

Because if they don't, hard-up families in Sydney are going to be giving money to the

well-off in Adelaide.

WHAT percentage of revenue from the carbon tax will be lost in bureaucratic churn

between it being collected by your Government and handed out in compensation?

INSTEAD of creating a tax system that eventually gives people their money back,

why not just let them keep their own damn money in the first place?

ACCORDING to you, "there will be no carbon tax under the government I lead".

Would you mind telling us who does lead this Government, then? Otherwise I've sent

this to the wrong person.



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