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Subject: The Age Gap

Roger 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. 
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. 
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed andthe expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door  opens and  there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. 

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,  and it's Roger,  Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,  Jenny consents  for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. 
She is  set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is  back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for  more 'action'.  And, once more they enjoy each other. 
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I  am thoroughly  impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. You are truly a great lover, Roger.' 
Roger,  somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says:

'You mean I was here already?' 

The moral  of the story: 

Don't  be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages. 

PS..  Have I sent this to you already? Who are you anyway? 

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