Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...
  
 
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't. 
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another. 
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand. 
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water. 
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed. 
An 'O.J.'- got away with one. 
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver. 
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver. 
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good. 
A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole. 
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right. 
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds. 
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read. 
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out. 
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist. 
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees. 
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole. 
A `TIGER WOODS' - Wrong Hole.