Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't. A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another. A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand. A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water. A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed. An 'O.J.'- got away with one. A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver. A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver. A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good. A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole. A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right. A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds. A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read. A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out. A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist. A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees. A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole. A `TIGER WOODS' - Wrong Hole.