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The Bird Feeder


The Bird Feeder


I bought a bird feeder..
I hung
  It on my patio and filled   It lovingly with seed....
It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.

Within a


Week we had hundreds of birds


Taking advantage of the


Continuous flow of free and


Easily accessible food.


But then the birds started


Building nests in the boards


Of the patio, above the table,


And next to the barbecue.. 
Then came the bird sh * t.  It was


Everywhere; on the patio tiles,

The chairs, the table ...


Then some of the birds


Turned mean. They would


Dive bomb me and try to


Peck me even though I had


Fed them out of my own




And other birds were


Boisterous and loud. They


Sat on the feeder and


Squawked and screamed at


All hours of the day and night

And demanded that I fill it


When it got low on food.


After a while, I couldn't even


Sit on my own back porch


Anymore. So I took down the


Bird feeder and in three days


The birds were gone. I cleaned

Up their mess and took down


The many nests they had built


All over the patio.


Soon, the back yard was like


It used to be ... Quiet, serene

And no one demanding their


Rights to a free meal.... 
Now let's see .....


Brown & our government give out


Free food, subsidised housing,

Free medical care, and free


Education and allows anyone


Born here to be an automatic




Then the illegals came by

The millions. Suddenly


Our taxes went up to pay for the


Free services; small flats

Are housing 5 or more families; you

Have to wait 6 hours to be seen

By a doctor inan emergency surgery

Because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;

Your child's year 12 class is

Behind other schools because


Over half the class doesn't speak



Corn Flakes now come in a


Bilingual box; I have to


'press one' to hear my bank

Talk to me in English, and


People waving flags other


Than 'The Union Jack' are


Squawking and screaming


In the streets, demanding


More rights and free liberties.

Its just my opinion but:

Maybe, just maybe,


it's time for the government

To take down the damn bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,

Continue cleaning up the sh*t!


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