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PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE
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ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE!
  
Just imagine...

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, 
you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, 
you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in  Lehman Brothers  one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, 
you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. 

It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles
to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie!



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