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   Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of
 : 
'ASYLUM'
. 
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:
 
Hop on a boat
 
And win
 
A FREE HOUSE!
 
We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, 

The Australian Taxpayer.
 
And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet. 
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid Australian Passport, and you only need one word of English:
 
'ASYLUM'
 
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at $800 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and 
accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone 
buy a ticket to Indonesia
 
And catch the first available boat
. 
No application ever refused - 
reasonable or unreasonable. 
All you have to do is destroy all your papers or burn your boat once you 
Enter Australian waters 
and remember the magic password:
 
'ASYLUM'
 
A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to Indonesians' gateway whereagents were on hand to fast-track them to their boat trips to luxury accommodation 
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Australia 
Our most popular destinations also include the Baxter’s reef and the world famous Christmas Island resort
 
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to
 phone a friend or ask the audience 
Just apply for legal aid.
 
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help.
 
It won't cost
 you a penny. 
It could change your life forever 
. 
So play today.
 

Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet 
activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, 
bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...
 
COME ON DOWN!
 

Get along to the Indonesia
 fishing ports 
Don't stop in Thailand or Bali  

Go straight to Australia
 
And you are:
 
GUARANTEED
 
to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth. 
Everyone's a winner, when they play
 
'ASYLUM'

FORWARD THIS TO EVERY AUSTRALIAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW!



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