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The Bird Feeder

 

I bought a bird feeder..
I hung
  It on my patio and filled   It lovingly with seed....
It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.

Within a

 

Week we had hundreds of birds

 

Taking advantage of the

 

Continuous flow of free and

 

Easily accessible food.

 


 
But then the birds started

 

Building nests in the boards

 

Of the patio, above the table,

 

And next to the barbecue.. 
 
 
Then came the bird sh * t.  It was

 

Everywhere; on the patio tiles,

The chairs, the table ...

 

Everywhere! 
 
Then some of the birds

 

Turned mean. They would

 

Dive bomb me and try to

 

Peck me even though I had

 

Fed them out of my own

 

Pocket.

 


 
And other birds were

 

Boisterous and loud. They

 

Sat on the feeder and

 

Squawked and screamed at

 

All hours of the day and night

And demanded that I fill it

 

When it got low on food.

 


 
After a while, I couldn't even

 

Sit on my own back porch

 

Anymore. So I took down the

 

Bird feeder and in three days

 

The birds were gone. I cleaned

Up their mess and took down

 

The many nests they had built

 

All over the patio.

 


 
Soon, the back yard was like

 

It used to be ... Quiet, serene

And no one demanding their

 

Rights to a free meal.... 
 
Now let's see .....

 

Brown & our government give out

 

Free food, subsidised housing,

Free medical care, and free

 

Education and allows anyone

 

Born here to be an automatic

 

Citizen.

 


 
Then the illegals came by

The millions. Suddenly

 

Our taxes went up to pay for the

 

Free services; small flats

Are housing 5 or more families; you

Have to wait 6 hours to be seen

By a doctor inan emergency surgery

Because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;

Your child's year 12 class is

Behind other schools because

 

Over half the class doesn't speak

English.

 


Corn Flakes now come in a

 

Bilingual box; I have to

 

'press one' to hear my bank

Talk to me in English, and

 

People waving flags other

 

Than 'The Union Jack' are

 

Squawking and screaming

 

In the streets, demanding

 

More rights and free liberties.


 
Its just my opinion but:

Maybe, just maybe,

 

it's time for the government

To take down the damn bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,

Continue cleaning up the sh*t!

 

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