This is Thai tongue twister. When you try to speak those words quickly, sometimes the sound will change. That makes it funny. 1st section is thai words and video - for thai people then some Thai words Farang can't say2nd section is English words and video - for english people then some words English words thai people can't say1ST THAI WORDSระนอง, ระยอง, ยะลา Transliteration: Ranong, Rayong, Yala... (repeat quickly at least three times.) Three provinces in southern region of Thailand. Meaning: Have a dish of stir fried Winter melon(White gourd) for breakfast have stir fried Winter กล้วยตานี ใบหวีเดี่ยว มีหวีเดียวหิ้วหวีไป หิ้วหวีมา Translieration: Kluai tanee plai wee hiaw, hew wee pai hew wee ma; lua wee diaw.
Meaning: Bunches of (a kind of) bananas with drying tips are carried to and fro for a day; then only one comb is left.ใคร ขาย ไข่ ไก่ Translieration krai kăai kài gàiMeaning : who sell egg chicken, Who is selling chicken eggs?
ไม้ ใหม่ ไม่ ไหม้ ไหมTranslieration máai mài mâi mâi máiwood new not burn question word, New wood doesn't burn, does it?ชามเขียวคว่ำเช้า ชามขาวคว่ำค่ำ Transliteration: Cham kiaw kwam chao; cham kao kwam kam. Meaning: The green bowl is turned down in the morning; The white bowl is turned down in the evening.ทหารถือปืน แบกปูนไปโบกตึก Transliteration: Hen tahan baek peun berk poon pai boke teuk.Meaning: I saw a soldier carrying a gun took out clay to build a building.ปิดประตูโบสถ์ เปิดประตูโบสถ์ Transliteration: Pid pratu boat, peut pratu boat.Meaning: Open the chapel's door, closing the chapel's doorรถยนต์ล้อยาง รถรางล้อเหล็ก Transliteration: Rod yont lor yaang; rod raang lor lek. Cars have rubber wheels; Trams (trolleys, electric street cars) have iron wheels.
here is a video about tongue twister
Video = 6.47 minsThis video is a little boring .. it explains the words in English, Thai and Phonetic from Podacast teachersit is educational but not funny ... so try the others and come back to this one
video = 4.20minsThis video is a family video attempting to say the funniest THAI/ENGLISH twist...It has the Thai word that sounds rudei n English .. so it makes it funny They keep laughing so much they can't get it finished... at the very end they do...
video = 1.50minsThis video is quite good.The 1st twist is too hard (french) but after that they shows lots and they are soooo hard
need more .. here is a link to youtube search by words : tongue twister thaiMany Farang can not say Thai words like thai words ending with "ng" example Grape: A-noongAlso difficult for Farang to say the thai word for Hand .. try it2ND ENGLISH WORDS These are English tongue twisterSix seashells sitting on the sea shore or the larger versionSally sold sixty six thousand six hundred and sixty six saucy sausage scented seashells by the sizzlingly sun soaked sunset sea shore...in packets of seven silly shaped stainless steel saucepans with sixteen stupendously sumptously sexy sizzling sisters sauntering around suggestively in their skimpy strapless swimsuits!(But be reee-ally careful with the one below): I SLIT A SHEET A SHEET I SLIT.UPON THE SLITTED SHEET, I SIT! Hey, how's your tongue? If it's not too twisted, you're ready for THE BUG. A BIG BLACK BUG BIT A BIG BLACK BEAR WHERE'S THE BIG BLACK BEAR THE BIG BLACK BUG BIT?
Here's a twister sent to me by an viewer who spends her summers in an Ontario cottage. She knows all about mosquito and black fly bites! BEGGING FOR THE BACTINE AND CLAMOURING FOR CALAMINE!
Do you know any adults who are good at tongue twisters? If so, challenge them with this one: MOSES SUPPOSES HIS TOESES ARE ROSES, BUT MOSES SUPPOSES ERRONEOUSLY. FOR MOSES, HE KNOWSES HIS TOESES AREN'T ROSES AS MOSES SUPPOSES HIS TOESES TO BE!
Oops! That one did me in. My tongue is now so twisted that I'll never make it through this next one: THE SIXTH SHEIK'S SIXTH SHEEP'S SICK.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks. I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks. I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked? how much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?he would chuck as much wood as a wood-chuck could, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood and a tongue twister video and a tongue twister video Many Thai can not say English words like 1. words begining with S ... they separate the S . example Steak is S-teak or Smith is S-mith 2. The Leter R and L are big trouble. Ask a thai to say the word that describes the flower called a Lilly or as kthem to say the word "Really" in response to some news ie., "oh wow really", is it true.then ask them to say the word "lilly" and Really"Thai words that can be confusion Glai and Glai (one means clsoe the other means far away)we can laugh at each other or with each other
Puns for those with a higher IQThose who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.Practice safe eating - always use condiments.Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessedWith her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.Every calendar's days are numbered.A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.He had a photographic memory that was never developed.A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
กล้วยตานีปลายหวีเหี่ยว หิ้วหวีไป หิ้วหวีมา เหลือหวีเดียว
Gluai taa nii plaai wii hiao, hiu wii pai hiu wii maa luea wii diao.
Chaam khiao khwaam chao; chaam khaao khwam kham.
Hen thahaan baeg puen boeg puun bai boog dueg.
Yak yai lai yak lek; yak lek lai yak yai.
ระนอง ระยอง ยะลา.
Ranong, Rayong, Yala
Ranong, Rayong, Yala.
Pid pratuu bood, poed pratuu bood.
Khrai khaai khai gai.
Chao faad phad fag; yen faad fag phad.
Rot yon lor yaang; rod raang lor leg.
หมู หมึก กุ้ง ... หมู หมึก กุ้ง ... หมู หมึก กุ้ง ...
moo mirk koong ... moo mirk koong ... moo mirk koong ...
กินมันติดเหงือก กินเผือกติดฟัน กินทั้งมันกินทั้งเผือก ติดทั้งเหงือกติดทั้งฟัน
kin-mun-tid-ngeuk kin-peuk-tid-fun kin-tang-mun-kin-tang-peuk tid-tang-ngeuk-tid-tang-fun
ngu kin nuu jon ngu ngong nguai